Dear 4 year old me,

                                  How I would love to be you right now. You’re probably finger painting or playing with your toys. While I’m stuck here, in an English classroom on a cold march morning writing a letter to myself.

Enjoy being a kid while it lasts. You have absolutely no responsibilities, not a care in the world.  Don’t spend every minute of every day wishing you were older, just because Laura does something doesn’t mean you have to do it.  Trust me, being 5 is much better than being 15.

My next point is very important. I know it’s hard to resist but you need to stop stealing Laura’s stuff because she can hold a grudge for a long time. If you want something, just buy your own.

Go outside and play more and stop being so boring. Listen to your mother when she tries to get you to play the piano because I really wish I could play now! Please please please resist the temptation to get a fringe, I assure you it won’t make you look like Tyra banks in 2007.

As you grow up, you will go to lots of fun places. You will go on holidays with your family to many different countries. You will also go on a ski trip to Andorra with the high school in 2nd year and it’ll be great craic (buy the paracetamol for Erica and don’t spend her money on ice tea).you will also get to go to Belgium with your Corinthians hockey team in Easter 2016 so start learning Flemish now! Jk you going to go the French speaking part.

Spend more time with your family and friends and treasure every moment. Enjoy wexford because soon it will be gone and you won be able to go to the beach and the pool whenever you want.

Invent the spice bag before anyone else and you will make yourself millions (salt and chili chicken from the Chinese in a bag with chips, peppers and onion.)

I don’t like writing or English in general so that’s why this letter is so bad. I can’t think of anything else to say. Oh don’t stop competitive swimming because you’ll miss it.

Do more fun things because right now, you’re really boring and imp running out of things to write about.

I don’t want to give much else away so bye for now J

Love, me/you/us. Bye cya, slan, A bientot, ciao