Rabid Readers RN
Friday 11 March 2016
Dear 4 year
old me,
How I would
love to be you right now. You’re probably finger painting or playing with your
toys. While I’m stuck here, in an English classroom on a cold march morning
writing a letter to myself.
Enjoy being
a kid while it lasts. You have absolutely no responsibilities, not a care in
the world. Don’t spend every minute of
every day wishing you were older, just because Laura does something doesn’t
mean you have to do it. Trust me, being
5 is much better than being 15.
My next
point is very important. I know it’s hard to resist but you need to stop
stealing Laura’s stuff because she can hold a grudge for a long time. If you
want something, just buy your own.
Go outside
and play more and stop being so boring. Listen to your mother when she tries to
get you to play the piano because I really wish I could play now! Please please
please resist the temptation to get a fringe, I assure you it won’t make you
look like Tyra banks in 2007.
As you grow
up, you will go to lots of fun places. You will go on holidays with your family
to many different countries. You will also go on a ski trip to Andorra with the
high school in 2nd year and it’ll be great craic (buy the paracetamol
for Erica and don’t spend her money on ice tea).you will also get to go to Belgium
with your Corinthians hockey team in Easter 2016 so start learning Flemish now!
Jk you going to go the French speaking part.
Spend more
time with your family and friends and treasure every moment. Enjoy wexford
because soon it will be gone and you won be able to go to the beach and the
pool whenever you want.
Invent the
spice bag before anyone else and you will make yourself millions (salt and
chili chicken from the Chinese in a bag with chips, peppers and onion.)
I don’t like
writing or English in general so that’s why this letter is so bad. I can’t
think of anything else to say. Oh don’t stop competitive swimming because
you’ll miss it.
Do more fun
things because right now, you’re really boring and imp running out of things to
write about.
I don’t want
to give much else away so bye for now J
Love,
me/you/us. Bye cya, slan, A bientot, ciao
Dear 5 year old self
Dear 5 year old self,
Hope you’re doing well. 15 year old self here. I am obviously you from the future so I know what will happen to you and stuff like that, so I have some advice (probably bad advice but sure listen) for you.
It’s March 2016 and I (or you I don’t know, it’s confusing) am in 3rd year in the High School in Rathgar. It’s a pretty nice school but it’s really bloody expensive. Secondary school is quite different, there’s around 100 people in my year and I’m in a class of 20. I don’t know which I prefer, they both have their pros and cons. But Eric, just relax. Chill. Don’t worry about small things and just go with the flow. You’re pretty smart so that’s good. You’re weakest subjects will be history and Irish. Make sure to pay attention and study a decent bit of history and to listen more in Irish, it’ll be worth it in the future.
Don’t worry about your first day of school, it’ll be grand. Its junior infants anyway so you basically just play games and fun stuff like that. I don’t remember what happens on your first day but it will be fun I’m sure. Primary school is way easier than secondary anyway and its good craic.
There’s some annoying stuff that adults make you do during your life, especially teachers and your mum and dad, but only listen to them if they actually have reasons to back it up, otherwise, do your own thing.
You will get a unicycle when you’re around 11 and you’ll fall and cut your elbow, but it didn’t hurt so you’re grand. Remember to learn from your mistakes. If you make a mistake, don’t get all bummed about it, just think to yourself ‘I won’t do this again.’ My favourite quote relates really well to this: ‘A man who never made mistakes never made anything.’
Some of my favourite food is chicken, rice, roast potatoes and chocolate (dairy milk.) I play rugby and I do mountain biking with the boys, it’s pretty fun. My favourite movies are interstellar, 12 angry men and the prestige, to name a few.
A Letter To My 4 Year Old Self
10/03/2016
Hey, hello,
Hi. It’s me, well you in the year 2016. I am now 14 years old, 15 in May and I
am in 3rd year, the Junior Cert year (but you don’t even know what
that is yet, how lucky you are)
You are
probably really shy and awkward and nervous, and the good news is you always
will be, but you will learn to manage that. You will make friends, (I know, how
shocking!) and you will have a great time although you won’t remember anything
that happened this year. School is fun, and you will enjoy it so much, but as
you get older you might begin to hate school, don’t do that, enjoy
You, for the
longest time will feel like you can’t do anything, that you’re not talented,
you will see all the other people in your class playing sports or drawing or
writing and you will feel left out, but you will find something you’re good a,
so get out there, try new things,
cooking, running, ballet, cycling. You will get there eventually.
And please
when your teacher asks you to sing by yourself in your school play in 1st
class do it. It’s incredibly important that you do.
You are
going to lose someone you love and care about, and some bad things are going to
happen, don’t be afraid to cry, you don’t have to be strong for everybody else.
It is okay to talk about it and it’s not your fault.
When you get
to 6th class, and you’re leaving school, and you’re sad because you
won’t get to see your friends again, remember people come and go and those that
really want to be around you will try stay in contact with you, and sometimes
it won’t work out, and sometimes it will, but you will find new friends and you
will be fine.
You are
going to be short, I know it sucks but there is nothing you can do about it.
You are going to feel even shorter when you get to secondary school though.
Embrace it, being short is great.
You are
going to meet so many new people, who will have different interests to you, I
hope you try them. Listen to new music, read new books and different types of
books, go to concerts, and go to meet ups, you are going to enjoy it
Trust your
instincts. When it comes to people, you have always been really good and
reading people and knowing who to stay away from, trust yourself. If you really
don’t think something is a good idea don’t do it. No means no, stand up for
yourself. If you think you might need something bring it. You are almost always
right about these kind of things.
Please,
please, please, please, please STUDY. You might think “oh its only first year,
and JC is so far away”, but please do it, it will be so helpful when you are in
3rd year, and I promise you it will make your life easier.
So yeah, I
know I didn't actually tell you about anything in the future because then
what’s the point in experiencing life if I (you) am just going to tell you (me)
everything. But I hope that by reading this that you know that everything will
be fine, and that you will have an amazing, wonderful life. So don’t worry, 4
year old me. Try new things, make mistakes and move on. Your only 4, what do
you have to lose.
Have Fun,
lots of love
Ashley
Dear myself, (I know, confusing right?)
Well, where do I start, I guess you could say I’m a time traveller, like from ‘Back To the Future’, you haven’t seen it yet and you won’t for quite a while but I highly recommend it. I realise that what I’m telling you must be a lot to take in seeing how time-travel is supposed to be impossible and all that but listen, what I’m about to tell you could help a lot in later life so please, trust me. So read carefully with I’m about to tell you.
So as I said I’m from the future, pretty cool right! So seeing as I’m from the future I think I should give you some ‘predictions’ about the future itself. Whether you choose to trust me or not is up to you, but if I were you, which I guess I am, I would trust me. Sadly we don’t have flying cars or a robot servants, sorry to disappoint. We do have electric cars though, so that’s pretty ok I guess. I know you, because you are me remember, and I know that you’re not a betting man but you need to trust me. Put about €10 on Leicester to win the league during the 2015/16 season at 5000/1, crazy I know right. If I could go back I’d put my life savings on them but sadly, I can’t, but you can.
If I remember correctly you are slightly nervous to start school, don’t be, and yes other schools won’t know how to pronounce Zion, they’ll say ‘Zeeon’ or even ‘Zon’, it’s annoying but you do get used to it. During school you’ll make friends to last a lifetime and the sport in the school will become one of if not the most important thing of your life and I’d recommend you study a bit more but you and I both know that that won’t happen! If you ever think you get to much homework in Zion, you don’t. So far third year has been a long and tiresome year that seems never ending, and it’s not even sixth year!
What else can I help you with? Start hockey at an earlier age than 10 and don’t bother with the rugby, the schools not very good. Thinking back I guess I should warn you about the time I very badly cut my head but I don’t want to give everything away, somethings you just have to find out for yourself.
Life is once off experience (depending on your beliefs), one shot, so make memories to last a lifetime and don’t let people bring you down. Good luck out there kiddo!
James.
Dear myself,
First of all… Whats going on lil man.
So, there’s a video on the internet which everyone is going
crazy about. The video is called ‘Damn Daniel.’ It’s a kind of stupid video in
my opinion but it will make you a LOT of money. You need to get one of your
friends to make a compilation of about five short clips where your friend is
videoing you walking around and taking pretty long dramatic steps and laughing
a little. Your friend will say “Damn Daniel” in a few of the clips and “Back at
it again with the white vans” in a kind of skater dude voice. Oh yeah make sure
you’re wearing white vans. (Do this around the middle of 2015)
Here
are some of the winning lottery draw numbers and their dates
UK
National Lottery Results
Saturday 5th March
2016 11 19 29 37 40 41 (47) £12,335,968
Wednesday 2nd March 2016 04 15 21 26 39 58 (20) £8,534,850
Wednesday 6th January 2016 08 30 40 50 54 57 (13) £52,964,701.
Primary school is a blast. Charlie will move school in second class but soon you will start a friendship with a have great fun with. Tennis will be great fun throughout primary school guy named Jack B who you will so keep at it. You will discover that your speed makes you a pretty good rugby player, but you will find that you aren’t as fast as you think you were when you join secondary school. In the first year of secondary school rugby is soooo much fun but in second and third year it isn’t so fun. We get two dogs named Sally and Joey who are really cute. They’re still alive don’t worry haha. You never get suspended or expelled from primary school so don’t worry haha. Mums Mum dies in 2015, tell Majella to go ahead with the holiday because she doesn’t pass away until after that.
Dear Five Year Old Self
Hi five year old me, I know
you’ve probably just started primary school and are starting a new chapter in
your life. I’m going to start this
little piece off by giving you a bit of advice for the next few years. Don’t take primary school for granted,
secondary school and college and the rest of your life can wait for a while,
primary school is where you really start to understand friendship and how to
deal with different situations. The people in primary school are those who will
always be there for you whenever you need them the most.
Different times in your life have
good bits and bad bits but in primary school, everything is exactly how it
should be, don’t grow up too fast and wish for the next bit in your life. In
sixth class you’ll want to leave primary school and grow up into secondary
school, but don’t spend all your time thinking and wishing for this.
In first year, take it easy and
don’t let exams stress you out too much, they’re only first year exams and
don’t matter too much. Try different
activities and sports so that you know exactly what you’re looking for,
although, stick with rugby. Don’t do the feis ceol, trust me it will be too
hard. For the first couple of weeks you will experience a feeling that you are
not quite sure who to make friends with and who to avoid making friends with,
just know that you will find who the right people are for you.
In second year don’t let the ball
slip as you will find that you will suddenly be overwhelmed by things you don’t
really understand, especially in maths.
If you learn how to do these things and do your maths homework every day
you will find maths a lot easier and won’t have to work as hard to make up for
what you have lost that year in the next year. Be patient with the high notes
on the trumpet as they will come, try and just relax into them and keep doing
the lip exercises and warm ups that you are given. Enjoy the rugby cup in third
year also because you’ll make some amazing memories that you’ll never forget
and it will be the highlight of your life up until now when I’m writing back to
you. Put your head down and work for the
Junior Cert because if you don’t you will be disappointed in fourth year with
your results, but the most important thing to do is have fun in life and don’t
get too stressed out about anything because life is too short. Have fun and good look! Rob
2016
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